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 Jibreel Version 1 |
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Posts: 1956 (07/22/07 08:13:45) Wussy |
Heh, it sure was. He said he ran into the guy at FYE. Then he said he wanted to kick him. Not because he was being a dick, but because he wanted to see how far he would go. XD
the slenderest acquaintance we can form with heavenly things is more desirable than a thorough grasp of mundane matters |
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Venomblade Warrior |
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Posts: 108 (07/28/07 21:37:55) Minority Reporter |
Crazy convos, hmm. I'm more alarmed when people start having normal ones.
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numberonecubsfan |
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Posts: 3764 (09/26/07 19:57:08) Kirby Fanboy |
shrpnl333: What the Hell? You sleeping? You suck. Totally. I had a great time, lots of vodka and jagermeister, and rum, and more vodka, and more vodka was involved, and weed was almost involved, and I wanted to babble about it, but you suck. Stop sucking. Damn I feel awesome! Kamikazes rule! So does Jager!
Auto response from Cubs2084: I'm sleeping. Go away. shrpnl333: Ah, t'Hell wit ya. shrpnl333: Stop sucking and get online so I can tell you how awesome this is! I feel totally jacked. It's, like, awesome! Fuckin' awesome! Liquor rules. Jager rules. Everything totally rules! Like me, and hot Polish girls, who are hot, and everything. Dude, this is awesome! shrpnl333: You're such a square. shrpnl333: Fine, I'll talk to you when you're awake, and I'm sober. I just can't promise it'd be as interesting as now. You sucky, sucking suck person. Auto response from Cubs2084: I'm sleeping. Go away. shrpnl333: Damn, I feel woah... awesome, but still... a bit... woah. Drunk IMs for the win   |
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Jibreel Version 1 |
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Posts: 1956 (12/12/07 01:52:42) Wussy |
Vonjorgen (1:49:58 AM): :P man, i have to go
Vonjorgen (1:50:02 AM): waaaay too high Vonjorgen (1:50:04 AM): i'll ttyl jibreel14 (1:50:14 AM): get some rest Vonjorgen (1:50:23 AM): no rest VonJorgen (1:53:58 AM): i'm on robitussin, weed, and tilt.... there will be no rest till dawn... when the sun rises over the mountain tops, it's rays beaming through the fine mist that floated, ever so gently, upon the air. As if it were a silken sheet. Yes, the mist felt superior sitting upon it's silken sheet. Better than the air. It owned it.... There had been a bitter feude between the mist and the air for sometime... The air attempting to grant life and the mist, wallaing in it's own misery, trying to bring the rest of world down with it.. VonJorgen (1:54:11 AM): WASTED! ... shortly after hes signed off. XD Crazy dood, lol.  |
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numberonecubsfan |
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Posts: 3764 (12/16/07 15:25:31) Kirby Fanboy |
Cubs2084: You should have asked me, silly. I know all. Like what color bra you're wearing ;)
bbbluela:  bbbluela: lmao bbbluela: poh yeah bbbluela: *oh yeah? bbbluela: guess :P Cubs2084: It's blue bbbluela: how the o_o bbbluela: xD |
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Posts: 616 (12/17/07 06:25:41) Vampire |
Robby (12/16/2007 10:04:03 PM): Your ava suks!
Robby (12/16/2007 10:04:12 PM): *runs barefooted in to the snow* bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:04:30 PM): my currrent avatar? Robby (12/16/2007 10:04:36 PM): Si signiore. Robby (12/16/2007 10:04:39 PM): bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:05:03 PM): says the man with glowy-eyes bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:05:11 PM): mine at least makes you think a bit Robby (12/16/2007 10:05:52 PM): Robby (12/16/2007 10:06:25 PM): Dude seriously... it gives me the message that you are one of those kids who pretend to be nezi because it's cool and it makes them different. Robby (12/16/2007 10:06:34 PM): I thought you were above that. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:06:44 PM): well you though wrong Robby (12/16/2007 10:06:46 PM): Now my photo scares, and that's exactly it's purpouse. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:06:47 PM): it is interesting tho Robby (12/16/2007 10:06:47 PM): bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:06:59 PM): what if superman had landed in Russia instead of America Robby (12/16/2007 10:07:20 PM): What if? Robby (12/16/2007 10:07:32 PM): He would still uphold the good morals. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:07:37 PM): would he? bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:07:42 PM): he's still a human more or less bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:07:52 PM): and if you had seen Justice League bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:07:59 PM): you saw that he makes bad choices as well Robby (12/16/2007 10:08:13 PM): Indeed. Robby (12/16/2007 10:08:16 PM): Also arogant. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:08:20 PM): and bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:08:22 PM): you know bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:08:31 PM): you just said something really shitty bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:08:49 PM): are all russians inhertedly evil and all american angels? bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:08:54 PM): don't think so Robby (12/16/2007 10:09:54 PM): Robby (12/16/2007 10:10:12 PM): No, you started that... you gave that impression. Robby (12/16/2007 10:10:16 PM): Re read what I said. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:10:49 PM): yeah but you did say the n-word Robby (12/16/2007 10:10:49 PM): From the conversation it's deduced that you put Russia in antithessis to America... bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:11:01 PM): nope i said people put Robby (12/16/2007 10:11:16 PM): And since Superman is good as an American you allude he would be bad as a Russian. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:11:29 PM): i did not Robby (12/16/2007 10:11:39 PM): Well, that's what I got. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:11:39 PM): bogdan_dragoiu: what if superman had landed in Russia instead of America Robby: What if? Robby: He would still uphold the good morals. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:11:44 PM): tgat;s wgat u git Robby (12/16/2007 10:11:51 PM): Exacly that. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:11:57 PM): as if there was no morals in russia bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:12:02 PM): that's how i percieved it Robby (12/16/2007 10:12:05 PM): I said, he would still uphold the good morals. Robby (12/16/2007 10:12:25 PM): Which instantly cuts down my saying Russians are inherintly evil. Robby (12/16/2007 10:12:35 PM): Well... Robby (12/16/2007 10:12:39 PM): Language barriers? Robby (12/16/2007 10:12:39 PM): bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:12:51 PM): it doesn't because you said HE would uphold morals bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:12:54 PM): as if no one else would bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:14:22 PM): yeah bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:14:24 PM): language bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:14:33 PM): biggest hindrance to communication Robby (12/16/2007 10:14:39 PM): I said he would uphold the *good* morals. bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:14:52 PM): you said "still" Robby (12/16/2007 10:15:04 PM): The primordial, world wide, humanity *good* morals. Robby (12/16/2007 10:15:12 PM): Primordial... Robby (12/16/2007 10:15:12 PM): Robby (12/16/2007 10:15:14 PM): bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:15:22 PM): asskiss bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:15:30 PM): and bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:15:40 PM): what if i drop a coin into the primordia soup ? Robby (12/16/2007 10:16:08 PM): Asskiss? Robby (12/16/2007 10:16:09 PM): Robby (12/16/2007 10:16:56 PM): I would use my time machine and my spanish speaking doppelganger to stop you. Robby (12/16/2007 10:16:57 PM): bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:17:18 PM): ag ya yai bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:17:22 PM): ah* Robby (12/16/2007 10:18:04 PM): El machina del tiempo! bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:18:43 PM): insert 5 pesos Robby (12/16/2007 10:19:01 PM): Cuore, cuore... bogdan dragoiu (12/16/2007 10:19:26 PM): well i don;t know anymore Robby (12/16/2007 10:21:19 PM): You and your Soviet Superman. Robby (12/16/2007 10:21:37 PM): Ah, which is another thig for your suggestive behaviour... Robby (12/16/2007 10:21:52 PM): If soviet then yes... he would be bad. If you don't have a life... and intent to keep it that way, go here.  |
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Jibreel Version 1 |
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Posts: 1956 (04/07/08 16:25:36) Wussy |
Ethereal Blackmoon- Oreoboros says: (5:29:29 PM)
Nice people die young. A**holes live forever. Jibreel en Ennui says: (5:29:39 PM) yupyup Ethereal Blackmoon- Oreoboros says: (5:29:47 PM) Every time someone says "god, I hate that f***er", that f***er gains another year to his lifespan. :P |
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numberonecubsfan |
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Posts: 3764 (04/27/08 21:58:26) Kirby Fanboy |
Cubs to the fan the 1st says:
Odd day at work. Exploding keyboards and maid duty. Cubs to the fan the 1st says: Glad to be homey home "Petey" says: kaboom! Cubs to the fan the 1st says: Hehe. You should have seen it. Guy was putting a pile of stuff into a customer's cart, keyboard on the top slipped, bam, keys flew up everywhere. Everyone who saw it was dying, even the customer. "Petey" says: dying? "Petey" says: seriously?! Cubs to the fan the 1st says: Yep. Cause get this? The keyboard was full of BEES! "Petey" says: hahaha |
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Posts: 3732 (05/15/08 18:46:16) Kirby Fanboy |
Neo Dark Id: So, Osaka's car is in the shop so I'd been giving her a ride most of the week, since I have nothing better to do. I usually go in and
bullshit with her while she closes, right?
Neo Dark Id: So, anyway, this hambeast waddles in with a box she'd bought from Osaka's store. It was an ugly little box with a crudely illustrated lighthouse on it with a beach scene behind. She screeches "a bag of weed! a bag of weed!" Neo Dark Id: I snap out of zoning out upon hearing this. This woman blows up on Hikari about how she'd found a huge bag of weed in this particular box she'd just bought recently and couldn't believe they'd sell that to children and blah blah fucking blah. It was quite clear the kid in question had just bullshitted the mom and had simply stashed it in the box. Hikari was at some sort of loss of words for how stupid this woman was. So, before she could be "your son probably put it there himself and you're a fucking moron" I decided to step in. Neo Dark Id: "Marijuana?!" I exclaimed. "In my store?!" They both look at me with a WTF face. I continue, "I knew it... I fucking knew it. It's that Jacob guy. I knew he was no good. Do you know anything about this, Miss Kasugano?!" Hamming up the whole performance, of course. She just looks at me bewildered. Neo Dark Id: "He's gone. That's it! Ma'am, I sincerely apologize for this inconvinence. The employee in question shall be let go immediately. Now, if you'd give me the illicit item in question, I'll submit it to the authorities right away. In additional, you'll be reimbursed on the purchase in question, right away. You can even keep your item. I'll just need you to fill out your (bullshit info I made up on the spot) so I can submit it in the report." Neo Dark Id: She gratefully gives me like fucking $300 worth of pot and thanks me for my help as I open up the register and give her back the money for her $10.70 piece of shit box (which I immediately took out of my wallet when she left.) She writes down all the shit. Thanks me for my help. Asks for my name (John Tolkien Betruger) and thanks me for being so understanding and dealing with the situation. She trots off with a smug sense of satisfaction. Neo Dark Id: Hikari basically goes "what the fuck?!" and I basically go "Holy shit...that worked?!" Cubs2084: That.....is an awesome story Neo Dark Id: Honestly, I haven't smoked pot in a good year and have no idea what possessed me to throw on such a bullshit story. But, I am damn satisfied by the results. Neo Dark Id: Especially, the fact the woman was dumb enough to believe my name was Tolkien (Tolken) Betruger (fraud in German). Neo Dark Id: I just enjoy overly intellectual jokes that only I would get and that only I find amusing. Neo Dark Id: But, I mean goddamn. How stupid is that whole thing? Cubs2084: That woman must be a complete moron. I wonder how relieved the kid feels that she bought it. Neo Dark Id: There was a good twenty seconds of silence between the lady and Osaka before my brain kicked in and said 'There is a fucking moron in front of you. Do something with this.'
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